Funny stuff is everywhere, and I love to find humor in the little things. While I don’t have a bunch of jokes memorized, my sense of humor shines through in my everyday interactions with others. Can we make you laugh? Whether it’s a witty remark or a silly observation, there’s always something funny happening around us if we take the time to notice it. While laughter may not solve all our problems, it makes life more bearable.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Can We Make You Laugh?

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Steven Wright: The Comedian Who Never Laughs! Can We Make You Laugh?

Steven Wright is a comedian. He is one of my favorite comedians! He is awesome. His comedy is clean and way out there at the same time. He is what you call a deadpan comedian. When he does his stand-up show, he never laughs or smiles. Here is a little sample of his material. (He is intense and makes you think and laugh simultaneously.)

Throughout his illustrious career, Steven Wright’s quotes have become some of the most-quoted comedy material ever. Today, we’ve collected a great assortment of clever quotes from the genius mind of this hilarious man to bust your sides open. If you need some relief from the chaos and insanity in the real world, enjoy these Steven Wright quotes and let laughter start to cure some of your ailments.

1. “The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” 

2. “The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.”

3. “The judge asked, “What do you plead?” I said, “Insanity, your honor, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?” 

4. “The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.”

5. “The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.” 

6. “To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.” 

7. “I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.” 

8. “If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?”

9. “I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time.” So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.” 

10. “In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.” 

11. “It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.” 

12. “If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” 

13. “If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?” 

14. “If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.”

15. “Sponges grow in the ocean. That kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn’t happen.” 

 

 

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A Funny Story About A Man And His Special Dog!

 

 

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Funny Stuff That Will Put A Smile On Your Face!

1. What falls but never needs a bandage? The rain.
2. I was going to tell you a joke about boxing, but I forgot the punch line.
3. I’m not a fan of spring cleaning, and let’s be honest, I’m not into cleaning in summer, fall, or winter either.
4. Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken.
5. What did the dirt say to the rain? If you keep this up, my name will be mud!
6. Why couldn’t the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.
7. I ate a watch yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
8. What kind of candy do astronauts like? Mars bars.
9. I wanted to buy some camouflaged pants, but couldn’t find any.
10. What month is the shortest of the year? May has only three letters.
11. What did the snail who was riding on the turtle’s back say? Wheeeee!
12. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
13. I used to run a dating service for chickens, but struggled to make ends meet.
14. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
15. What does a pig put on dry skin? Oinkment.
16. What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown.
17. My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They’re his watchdogs.
18. Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
19. How do you open a banana? With a mon-key.
20. Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.

 

 

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“Three Popular Christian Comedians”

 

Tim Hawkins Comedy Videos

 

Hand Raising– Tim Hawkins

Have You Eaten? – Tim Hawkins

Church– Tim Hawkins

 

 

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Jeff Allen Comedy Videos

 

The Upper Room – Jeff Allen

Bananas– Jeff Allen 

 

 

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Michael Jr. Comedy Videos

 

More than funny– Michael Jr.

Bring A Friend – Michael Jr.

Laughing on Purpose – Michael Jr.

 

 

 

 

 

We Can Learn A Lesson From Our Funny Dogs! 

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Funny Stuff By Comedian Steve Martin!

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Can We Make You Laugh? Check Out The Following Funny Riddles!

Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea?

A: Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called bay gulls

 

Q: Did you hear that FedEx and UPS are merging next year?

A: They are going to call themselves Fed Up

 

Q: What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?

A: The letter M

 

Q: A man leaves home and turns left three times, facing two men wearing masks, only to return home. Who are those two men?

A: A Catcher and Umpire.

 

Q: What has hands but can not clap?

A: A clock

 

Q: What has one eye but cannot see?

A: A needle

 

Q. What kind of bagels can fly?

A. The plane ones.

 

Q: What comes down but never goes up?

A: Rain

 

 

 

Some Specific Scriptures To Encourage You:

Proverbs 15:13 ESV 

A glad heart makes a cheerful face, but by sorrow of heart, the spirit is crushed.

Psalm 144:15 ESV 

Blessed are the people to whom such blessings fall! Blessed are the people whose God is the Lord!

James 5:13 ESV 

Is anyone among you suffering? Let him pray. Is anyone cheerful? Let him sing praise.