Funny Stuff To Make You Laugh!

Funny stuff such as laughter and humor are a good one two punch! NeedEncouragement.comPlease contact us if you have questions or comments or want encouragement.

I do not have many memorized jokes off the top of my head to share at any given moment, But I have a pretty good sense of humor, and I say a lot of funny stuff throughout any given day! But I would encourage you to memorize one clean joke at least to share at any time if you don’t mind. I encourage you all to enjoy laughter, humor, and all the funny stuff that happens to you each day, for, without laughter, life can be challenging and even painful quite often. I encourage you to memorize at least one good clean joke and have it ready to share with others, it make a great ice breaker tool, and others will love to share their jokes back with you too.

God has blessed me with a good sense of humor, which has helped me get through some tough times in my life. At a very young age, my mom taught me something I will never forget: “If you do not laugh about your situation sometimes, you will end up crying about it!”  ~ Bill Greguska

Job 8:21  He will yet fill your mouth with laughter and your lips with shouts of joy.



The Health Benefits Of Humor!

Enjoy Funny Stuff, Because It Is Good for You!

 It is better to laugh about the funny stuff that happens than to cry about it! I pray that I do not ever take myself or others too seriously since our days are so precious; life is way too short not to laugh freely at this world we live in, and also laugh at ourselves at times! When we behave childishly, that is wrong, but when we act childlike, that is healthy.
Remember when you were a child and how you viewed life; you most likely used your imagination and every moment possible, and you tried to find all the joy and funny stuff in your power. So, in the same way, as far as it is possible with you as an adult now, you should always strive to experience the funny stuff life provides us each day. Did you know it has been said that babies laugh an average of 300 times a day? Adults are another story because they only laugh about 20 times a day. The Bible mentions joy and laughter, but sometimes life pressures can get us down. ~ Bill Greguska

Zach King Knows How To Make You Laugh And Entertain You!

Zach King

Zach King is one of my favorite entertainers that I became acquainted with when I purchased Roku for my TV. He is a highly creative and entertaining illusionist/ magician. He will amaze you and make you laugh at the same time. I highly recommend you check him out. He has been doing this type of work for many years now! Zach King posted his first video in 2016 and has since attracted over 68.2 million followers, making him the sixth most-followed individual on the platform.



Some Of The Best Humor By Steven Wright!

There is a comedian whose name is Steven Wright. He is one of my favorite comedians! He is awesome. His type of comedy is clean and way out there simultaneously. He is what you call a deadpan comedian. When he does his stand-up show, he never laughs or smiles. Here is a little sample of his material. (He is intense and makes you think and laugh simultaneously).

Throughout his illustrious career, Steven Wright’s quotes have become some of the most-quoted comedy material of all time – and today, we’ve collected a great assortment of clever quotes from the genius mind of this hilarious man to bust your sides open. If you need some relief from the chaos and insanity in the real world, enjoy these Steven Wright quotes and let laughter start to cure some of your ailments.

1. “The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” – Steven Wright

2. “The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.” – Steven Wright

3. “The judge asked, “What do you plead?” I said, “Insanity, your honor, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?” – Steven Wright

4. “The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.” – Steven Wright

5. “The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.” – Steven Wright

6. “To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.” – Steven Wright

7. “I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.” – Steven Wright

8. “If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?” – Steven Wright

9. “I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time.” So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.” – Steven Wright

10. “In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.” – Steven Wright

11. “It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.” – Steven Wright

12. “If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright

13. “If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?” – Steven Wright

14. “If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.” – Steven Wright

15. “Sponges grow in the ocean. That kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn’t happen.” – Steven Wright





Laughter Therapy And Health Benefits Of Laughter!


Funny Stuff That Will Put A Smile On Your Face!

  1. What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.
  2. I was going to tell you a joke about boxing but I forgot the punch line.
  3. I’m not a fan of spring cleaning. Let’s be honest, I’m not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.
  4. Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken.
  5. What did the dirt say to the rain? If you keep this up, my name will be mud!
  6. Why couldn’t the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.
  7. I ate a watch yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
  8. What kind of candy do astronauts like? Mars bars.
  9. I wanted to buy some camouflaged pants but couldn’t find any.
  10. What month is the shortest of the year? May, it only has three letters.
  11. What did the snail who was riding on the turtle’s back say? Wheeeee!
  12. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
  13. I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
  14. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
  15. What does a pig put on dry skin? Oinkment.
  16. What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown.
  17. My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They’re his watch dogs.
  18. Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
  19. How do you open a banana? With a mon-key.
  20. Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.







Tim Hawkins Comedy Videos

Hand Raising– Tim Hawkins
Have You Eaten? – Tim Hawkins
Church– Tim Hawkins


Jeff Allen Comedy Videos

The Upper Room – Jeff Allen
Bananas– Jeff Allen 


Michael Jr. Comedy Videos

More than funny– Michael Jr.
Bring A Friend – Michael Jr.
Laughing on Purpose – Michael Jr.




We All Can Learn A Lesson Form Our Four-Legged Friends!

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Check Out The Following Funny Riddles!

Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea?

A: Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called bay gulls


Q: Did you hear that Fed-Ex and UPS are merging next year?

A: They are going to call themselves Fed Up


Q: What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?

A: The letter M


Q: A man leaves home and turns left three times, facing two men wearing masks, only to return home. Who are those two men?

A: A Catcher and Umpire.


Q: What has hands but can not clap?

A: A clock


Q: What has one eye but cannot see?

A: A needle


Q. What kind of bagels can fly?

A. The plane ones.


Q: What comes down but never goes up?

A: Rain

Some Specific Scriptures To Encourage You:

Proverbs 15:13 ESV 

A glad heart makes a cheerful face, but by sorrow of heart, the spirit is crushed.

Psalm 144:15 ESV 

Blessed are the people to whom such blessings fall! Blessed are the people whose God is the Lord!

Matthew 5:7 ESV 

“Blessed are the merciful, for they shall receive mercy.

James 1:26 ESV 

If anyone thinks he is religious and does not bridle his tongue but deceives his heart, this person’s religion is worthless.

John 13:17 ESV 

If you know these things, blessed are you if you do them.

James 5:13 ESV 

Is anyone among you suffering? Let him pray. Is anyone cheerful? Let him sing praise.

John 14:27 ESV 

Peace I leave with you; my peace I give to you. Not as the world gives do I give to you. Let not your hearts be troubled, neither let them be afraid.


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