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Is your bucket full or empty? Humor is an incredibly powerful tool that can brighten up even the gloomiest of days. Whether you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up or want to bring some laughter into someone else’s life, there’s no denying the power of a little bit of humor. Of course, it’s important to remember that timing and appropriateness are key when it comes to using humor – as my dad always said, there’s a time and place for everything.

When humor is used correctly, it can be a fantastic way to create a positive atmosphere and improve your mood as well as those around you. As my mom used to say, we have the choice between laughing and crying – so why not choose laughter? In my experience, taking life seriously but still finding reasons to laugh has been one of the best ways to stay happy and healthy. So go ahead – embrace your sense of humor! ~ Bill Greguska

Proverbs 17:22 A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.

 

 

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Patch Adams And His Magical Humor!


 

 

 

What Does It Mean To Have A Sense Of Humor?

A good sense of humor makes life so much better! NeedEncouioragement.com

Always have one good clean joke available to share with others. Having a sense of humor makes a great icebreaker!

There is a difference between being funny and having a sense of humor. Both are very important, and it’s often usually challenging to have one without the other—but it’s not impossible.

 

  • I have always felt that being funny means expressing humor with a witty pun or a good joke that is characteristically well-timed. You do need to have a sense of humor to be funny.

 

  • I believe that having a sense of humor means laughing at or seeing the humor in life’s everyday ups and downs. However, to have a sense of humor, you do not need to be funny.

 

  • It is beautiful to have a sense of humor; I have had one since I was a little boy. But trying to be funny without a sense of humor is often seen as inappropriate and sarcastic and can quickly turn people off. Warning, be careful of how you use your sense of humor.

 

 

 


 

Christian Comedians

Tim Hawkins Comedy Videos

Hand Raising – Tim Hawkins
Have You Eaten? – Tim Hawkins
Church– Tim Hawkins

Jeff Allen Comedy Videos

The Upper Room– Jeff Allen
Bananas– Jeff Allen 

Michael Jr. Comedy Videos

More than funny – Michael Jr.
Bring A Friend – Michael Jr.
Laughing on Purpose – Michael Jr.


 

Top Funniest Jim Carrey Impressions Ever!


 

What Humor Can Do For You?

Did you realize that laughter can encourage people and give them hope, and fun can reduce stress, help you relax, increase your joy, and strengthen your ability to fight disease? You can learn more about what laughter can do. There are many benefits of laughter to consider. You might not have known that there are real benefits of laughter. Humor can reduce stress, relax you, and increase overall joy.

Partaking in laughter regularly can also strengthen your body’s ability to fight disease, illnesses, and depression and lower your blood pressure. Laughter reduces stress by activating a physical response in your body through endorphins, making you feel better, more relaxed, and more ready to take on the world.

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

A Tasty Song Of Humor By Tim Hawkins!


 

 

Have You Ever Wondered?

Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?

Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you; it just takes 75-100 years to work fully.
 
Every time you clean something, you make something else dirty.
 
The word “swims” upside-down and backward is still “swims.”
 
One hundred years ago, everyone owned a horse, and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
If a poison use-by date expires, is it more poisonous, or is it no longer poisonous?
At a movie theater, which armrest is yours?
 
If people evolved from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
 
Why is there a ‘D’ in the word fridge but not in the word refrigerator?
 
Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
Why does the word “Funeral” start with the word FUN?
 
Why isn’t a fireman called a waterman?
 
How come Lipstick doesn’t do what it says?
 
If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come banks have branches?
 
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
 
How do you ever get off of a non-stop flight?
 
Why are goods sent by a ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
 
Why is it called “Rush Hour” when traffic moves at its slowest then?
 
How come noses run and feet smell? Were you built upside down??
 
Why do they call it a TV “set” when only one exists?

 

 

 

What Else Can Humor Do For You? 

Humor can increase how much you can get done and make it more enjoyable to be around you. Sharing laughter is an excellent way to bond with others, make adverse situations more bearable, and even make tedious tasks much less annoying or enjoyable. Do you realize that humor can often be the oil that makes relationships run smoother?

Most everyone enjoys laughing; the bottom line, it is excellent for your overall health and well-being. You can add to this list and understand laughter’s benefits! My Mom taught me the benefits of laughter! My Mom gave me some advice during some hard times in my life. I will never forget it. She told me I had a choice of how to look at things. I could either deal with the situation and laugh about it or let it get me down and end up crying about it.

The bottom line, sometimes we have a choice, as my mom said, to laugh about it or cry about it. ~ Bill Greguska

 


 

Baseball Humor ~ Who’s On First?


 

75 Jokes To Make You Grown!

1. What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.

2. What gets wetter the more it dries?

A towel.

3. What word is misspelled in every single dictionary?

Incorrectly.

4. What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?

Your cellphone.

5. What goes up but never comes down?

Your age.

6. A girl fell off a 50-foot ladder but wasn’t hurt. How come?

She fell off the bottom rung.

7. What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?

An envelope.

8. How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?

She sleeps at night.

9. You spot a boat full of people, but there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

Everyone on board is married.

10. How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G, and it’s “gone”!

11. What’s greater than God and more evil than the devil? Rich people want it, and poor people have it. And if you eat it, you’ll die?

Nothing.

12. A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?

Friday was the name of his horse.

13. What two keys can’t open any door?

A monkey and a donkey.

14. What will you find at the end of every rainbow?

The letter “w.”

15. A young boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room, but the ER doctor saw the boy and refused to operate. “This boy is my son,” the doctor said. But the doctor wasn’t the boy’s father. How could this be?

The doctor was the boy’s Mom.

16. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?

A clock.

17. What can be caught but never thrown?

A cold.

18. I start tall, but the longer I stand, the shorter I grow. What am I?

A candle.

19. How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.

20. What can run but not walk?

Raindrops.

21. How many months have 28 days?

All 12!

22. Thanks to me, you can see straight through the wall. What am I?

A window.

23. Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?

Neither. They both weigh exactly one pound.

24. How can your pants pocket be empty but still have something in it?

When that something is a hole.

25. What has a thumb and four fingers but isn’t alive?

Your gloves.

26. Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?

Stop imagining.

27. Everyone in the world needs it, but they usually give it without taking it. What is it?

Advice.

28. What can you hold without touching it at all?

A conversation.

29. I am an odd number. Take away one letter, and I become even. What number am I?

Seven (take away the ‘s,’ and it becomes ‘even’).

30. I’m light as a feather, but not even the strongest girl can hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?

Breath.

31. Two mothers and two daughters went out; everyone ate one slice of pizza, yet only three pieces were eaten. How’s that possible?

The group included a grandmother, her daughter, and her daughter’s daughter.

32. What 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters?

Short.

33. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday?

Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.

34. What gets sharper the more you use it?

Your brain.

35. A man was outside taking a walk when it started to rain. The man didn’t have an umbrella and wasn’t wearing a hat or a hood. His clothes got soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this be?

The man was bald.

36. What can you make that no one—not even you—can see?

Noise.

37. What belongs to you but gets used by everyone else more than you?

Your name.

38. What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?

The letter M.

39. I’m so fragile that you’ll break me if you say my name. What am I?

Silence.

40. If I drink, I die. If I eat, I’m fine. What am I?

A fire.

41. What’s full of holes but can still hold liquid?

A sponge.

42. I have teeth but can’t eat. What am I?

A comb.

43. First, you throw away my outside and cook the inside. Then you eat my outside and throw away my inside. What am I?

Corn on the cob. Because you throw away the husk, cook the corn. Then you eat the kernels and throw away the cob.

44. What runs but never walks? Murmurs but never talks. It has a bed, but it never sleeps. And has a mouth but never eats?

A river.

45. What bird can lift the most weight?

A crane.

46. What goes up as soon as the rain comes down?

An umbrella.

47. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

Footprints.

48. I have all the knowledge you have. But I’m so small, you can hold me in your fist. What am I?

Your brain.

49. How much dirt is there in a hole 5 feet wide and 5 feet deep?

None.

50. What has three feet but can’t walk?

A yardstick.

51. If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what do four and five make?

Nine.

52. What travels the world while stuck in one spot?

A stamp!

53. Name four days of the week that start with the letter “t”?

Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.

54. What has four eyes but can’t see?

Mississippi

55. What’s as big as an elephant but weighs absolutely nothing?

Its shadow.

56. What has a neck but no head?

A bottle.

57. What moves faster: heat or cold?

Heat. Because you can always catch a cold.

58. Forwards, I’m heavy, but backward I’m not. What am I?

A ton.

59. A girl leaves home and turns left three times, only to return home facing two guys wearing masks. Who are the two guys?

The catcher and the umpire.

60. Beth’s mother has three daughters. One is called Lara. The other one is Sara. What is the name of the third daughter?

Beth.

61. What gets bigger and bigger the more you take away from it?

A hole.

62. I have one head, one foot, and four legs. What am I?

Your bed.

63. We see it once a year, twice a week, and never in a day. What is it?

The letter “e.”

64. If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?

A secret.

65. What has one eye but can’t see anything at all?

A needle. 

66. What is always coming but never arrives? 

Tomorrow

67. What can be broken but never held?

A promise.

68. What would you call a man without all of his fingers on one hand?

Usually, most people have half their fingers on one hand.

69. If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?

Survivors are not buried.

70. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?

No time at all because the wall was already built.

71. If there is a bowl of five apples and you took away three, how many do you have?

The three you took.

72. If you only had one match and entered a dark doom containing an oil lamp, kindling, and a newspaper, which would you light first?

The match.

73. If you spell “sit in the tub” as s-o-a-k, and you spell “a funny story” as j-o-k-e, how do you spell “the white of an egg”?

e-g-g w-h-i-t-e

74. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow’s sister?

No, but he’s also dead, so that’s impossible.

75. If Mrs. Smith’s one-story house is entirely decorated in pink (pink walls, furniture, carpet, etc.), what color are the stairs?

There are no stairs.

 

 


 

 

 

Baseball Humor Comes Alive!


Some Specific Scripture To Encourage You:

Proverbs 17:22 ESV 

A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.

Ephesians 5:4 ESV 

Let there be no filthiness nor foolish talk nor crude joking, which are out of place, but, instead, let there be thanksgiving.

Proverbs 19:11 ESV 

Good sense makes one slow to anger, and it is his glory to overlook an offense.

Proverbs 12:18 ESV 

There is one whose rash words are like sword thrusts, but the tongue of the wise brings healing.

Ecclesiastes 3:4 ESV 

A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

Proverbs 24:8-9 ESV 

Whoever plans to do evil will be called a schemer. The devising of folly is sin, and the scoffer is an abomination to mankind.

Psalm 126:1-3 ESV 

When the Lord restored the fortunes of Zion, we were like those who dream. Then our mouth was filled with laughter, and our tongue with shouts of joy; then they said among the nations, “The Lord has done great things for them.” The Lord has done great things for us; we are glad.

Genesis 21:6 ESV 

And Sarah said, “God has made laughter for me; everyone who hears will laugh over me.”

 


 

 

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