Funny Stuff That Will Most Likely Make You Laugh!
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Funny stuff is everywhere, and I love to find humor in the little things. While I don’t have a bunch of jokes memorized, I like to think that my sense of humor shines through in my everyday interactions with others. Whether it’s a witty remark or a silly observation, there’s always something funny happening around us if we take the time to notice it.
While Laughter May Not Solve All Our Problems, It Certainly Makes Life More Bearable! That’s Why I Encourage Everyone To Have At Least One Clean Joke Ready To Go At Any Moment – It Can Be A Great Way To Break The Ice And Connect With Others. Plus, Sharing Laughter And Funny Stuff Helps Us Feel Connected And Uplifted Even During Tough Times. So Go Ahead And Get Your Giggle On!
God has blessed me with a good sense of humor, which has helped me get through some tough times. At a very young age, my mom taught me something I will never forget: “If you do not laugh about your situation sometimes, you will end up crying about it!” Laughter sometimes is the best medicine! ~ Bill Greguska
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Enjoy Funny Stuff ~ Because It Is Good for You!
Zach King Knows How To Make You Laugh!
The Best Humor By Steven Wright!
Steven Wright: The Comedian Who Never Laughs!
There is a comedian whose name is Steven Wright. He is one of my favorite comedians! He is awesome. His type of comedy is clean and way out there simultaneously. He is what you call a deadpan comedian. When he does his stand-up show, he never laughs or smiles. Here is a little sample of his material. (He is intense and makes you think and laugh simultaneously).
Throughout his illustrious career, Steven Wright’s quotes have become some of the most-quoted comedy material ever. Today, we’ve collected a great assortment of clever quotes from the genius mind of this hilarious man to bust your sides open. If you need some relief from the chaos and insanity in the real world, enjoy these Steven Wright quotes and let laughter start to cure some of your ailments.
1. “The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” – Steven Wright
2. “The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.” – Steven Wright
3. “The judge asked, “What do you plead?” I said, “Insanity, your honor, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?” – Steven Wright
4. “The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.” – Steven Wright
5. “The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.” – Steven Wright
6. “To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.” – Steven Wright
7. “I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.” – Steven Wright
A Few More From Steven Wright:
8. “If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?” – Steven Wright
9. “I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time.” So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.” – Steven Wright
10. “In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.” – Steven Wright
11. “It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.” – Steven Wright
12. “If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright
13. “If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?” – Steven Wright
14. “If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.” – Steven Wright
15. “Sponges grow in the ocean. That kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn’t happen.” – Steven Wright
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Funny Stuff That Will Put A Smile On Your Face!
- What falls but never needs a bandage? The rain.
- I was going to tell you a joke about boxing, but I forgot the punch line.
- I’m not a fan of spring cleaning, and let’s be honest, I’m not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.
- Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken.
- What did the dirt say to the rain? If you keep this up, my name will be mud!
- Why couldn’t the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.
- I ate a watch yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
- What kind of candy do astronauts like? Mars bars.
- I wanted to buy some camouflaged pants but couldn’t find any.
- What month is the shortest of the year? May, it only has three letters.
- What did the snail who was riding on the turtle’s back say? Wheeeee!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- I used to run a dating service for chickens but struggled to make hens meet.
- Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
- What does a pig put on dry skin? Oinkment.
- What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown.
- My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They’re his watch dogs.
- Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
- How do you open a banana? With a mon-key.
- Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.
The Health Benefits Of Humor!
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Here Are Some Helpful Links:
- Does God have a sense of humor?
- How should a Christian view comedy?
- Does God oppose us from having fun or pleasure?
- Is it wrong to play a practical joke on someone?
- What does the Bible say about telling jokes?
Funny Stuff By Comedian Steve Martin!
Check Out The Following Funny Riddles!
Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea?
A: Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called bay gulls
Q: Did you hear that Fed-Ex and UPS are merging next year?
A: They are going to call themselves Fed Up
Q: What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
A: The letter M
Q: A man leaves home and turns left three times, facing two men wearing masks, only to return home. Who are those two men?
A: A Catcher and Umpire.
Q: What has hands but can not clap?
A: A clock
Q: What has one eye but cannot see?
A: A needle
Q. What kind of bagels can fly?
A. The plane ones.
Q: What comes down but never goes up?
A: Rain
Some Specific Scriptures To Encourage You:
Proverbs 15:13 ESV
A glad heart makes a cheerful face, but by sorrow of heart, the spirit is crushed.
Psalm 144:15 ESV
Blessed are the people to whom such blessings fall! Blessed are the people whose God is the Lord!
Matthew 5:7 ESV
“Blessed are the merciful, for they shall receive mercy.
James 1:26 ESV
If anyone thinks he is religious and does not bridle his tongue but deceives his heart, this person’s religion is worthless.
John 13:17 ESV
If you know these things, blessed are you if you do them.
James 5:13 ESV
Is anyone among you suffering? Let him pray. Is anyone cheerful? Let him sing praise.
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